The Socialistic Muslim Idiocy of Barack Obama

The Muslim leader of America’s socialist movement touched down in Milwaukee on Labor Day to show America yet again how much he hates rich people and liberty and the Constitution by talking about how much he loves terrorists and socialism and...other stuff.

His message was so socialistic that “social networking” websites like Facebook and Twitter are now thinking of redefining their colloquial title to something like “communal networking” or “interactional networking.”

He called out Republicans for their “No We Can’t” approach to governing. He attacked their lack of participation in “historic” health care reform legislation that made it illegal for insurance providers to drop coverage based on “pre-existing conditions.”

He accused the GOP of being obstructionists (without using the actual word, for once) due to their allegedly blind opposition to financial reform legislation, which, according to Øbama, ended practices that allowed banks to gouge customers with hidden fees and “unfair rate hikes.” And he criticized his opponents for what he called a “Just Say No” approach to, as one of many examples, the auto industry bailout that Republicans said was a waste but which Øbama claimed was “the right thing to do” because it saved thousands of American jobs and led to the restructuring of an industry that is now making a global comeback. Blah, blah, blah.

As if any of this rhetoric could sway the Rightly Guided…

There were plenty of unsubstantiated “facts” thrown around during that speech, but none was more insulting to my intelligence than this: “(A)nybody who thinks that we can move this economy forward with just a few folks at the top doing well, hoping that it’s going to trickle down to working people who are running faster and faster just to keep up, you’ll never see it.”

Maybe to you featherweight consumers of political propaganda there’s nothing questionable in that statement. I, on the other hand, realized that the only way to fight this sort of communism is to download Glenn Beck radio program segments onto my iPod and play them ’round the clock throughout my day, blocking out even passing references to Øbama for fear of being dumber for it.

Let me explain.

Point: During Bush’s eight years, we saw more Americans become millionaires than during any other period in history. Even the Congressional Budget Office admits this. In 1979, according to CBO data, the average income of the top 1 percent of households was nearly 8 times higher than the middle fifth bracket – those who statistically fit into the “middle class” category. By 2006, the top 1 percent made, on average, 23 times more than the middle fifth, “nearly tripling the income gap between the top 1 percent and those in the middle…” according to CBO. Bush was proud of this, and so was I. But a socialist president views this as something shameful. Rather than explaining himself, Øbama chooses another soundbite: “What is it about working men and women that they find so offensive?”

“They” are Republicans. The freshman senator from Chicago who stood on a platform of “Change” has become the very type of politician he campaigned against. Not only does this prove that Øbama is a Muslim; it also proves what we already knew – that Democrats stand for the middle class while Republicans want to help everyday Americans become rich.

It saddens me that I’m in a position of having to explain something so simple to a former professor and current president, even if he is a Muslim. But alas, these are the times in which we live, and had this president paid attention to the message of the ever-growing Tea Party movement, then I wouldn’t have to step in and lay it out for him – in layman’s terms (the language of his people).

The fact is, nobody wants to be average. Who do you know who actually strives to be middle class? That’s ridiculous! We’re Americans, for Christ’s sake! We want yachts and planes and country club memberships, not union jobs with union wages and union-style government teat suckling!

I know I’m not alone when I say it, but I miss Dubya.

I know I’m not original when I say it, but Øbama is out of touch with the American people.

I know I’m not going to change anything by saying it, but Øbama’s vision of America’s future is a death trap for the very ideals that made this country so great. What are we, as humans, without vast amounts of excessive wealth?

I’m going to end by assigning homework. When you get home from work today or tomorrow, I want you to dedicate one hour of your TV time to watching Øbama’s speech (available via the devil’s network, C-SPAN).

Take note of his rhetoric – how he gives these people false hope by building them up and fluffing their middle class status as if taking pride in grunt work is admirable. Then compare this rhetoric to the Republican Party’s approach, which is to tell it like it is and encourage Americans to stop being government-suckling wimps and go make their first million, or at least vote for Republicans in the meantime. Also take note of the irony in how Øbama tries to give some sort of “historical perspective” to the Bush policies that destroyed the middle class (a wonderful fact) while helping a smaller number of Americans become millionaires. (Yes, the policies that led the depletion of the middle class eventually led to a wrecked economy, but need I continue talking to Øbama like he’s a six-year-old just to get through to him? THAT'S THE POINT, ØBAMA! Make more people rich and secure so that when a recession hits, the people who own all the resources aren’t hung out to dry.)

If, after viewing Øbama’s speech, you’re inspired to continue working like a dog just to be viewed by the rest of the country as “middle class,” then keep voting Democratic. If his speech makes you grab for your wallet because the very sight of him makes you think he’s going to rob you, then spread the word and join the retaliation.

Our Muslim president hates three things most of all: millionaires, white people, and the Constitution. We must fight back.


Help the Tea Party end his totalitarian reign by joining us in Gainesville, Fla., on Sept. 11 for the International Burn a Quran Day celebration.

RSVP encouraged (352) 371-2487. Øbama effigies welcome.